Here’s Elon Musk’s ‘SNL’ opening monologue (as redacted by the SEC)

MarketWatch 2021-04-26

"Live, from New York..." MarketWatch photo illustration/Getty Images Unlike most celebrities tapped to host “Saturday Night Live,” Elon Musk won’t just phone it in. He’ll Autopilot it in. The bar may ...

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DK9229
2021-04-26
DK9229
To the moon then
KTX
2021-04-26
KTX
Tesla to the moon
acciacci
2021-04-26
acciacci
Yayayayaya whatever
Crystle
2021-04-26
Crystle
Nice
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2021-04-26
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Wow!!
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MrPoh
2021-04-26
MrPoh
Great

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