MW AI will take your job in the next 18 months. Here's your survival guide.
By Charlie Garcia
These moves give you a fighting chance against your smarter, faster - and cheaper - workplace rival. Better start now.
The three wise men who helped birth AI are battling over whether their baby is Jesus or the Antichrist. Meanwhile, the kid's already in your office, measuring your cubicle for a server rack.
Dario Amodei - who runs Anthropic like a Silicon Valley Oppenheimer - recently told Axios that AI will vaporize half of white-collar jobs faster than you can say "synergy."
Meanwhile, Google's Demis Hassabis, fresh from his Nobel Prize ceremony, insists we're all being hysterical.
And Geoffrey Hinton? He quit Alphabet's Google $(GOOG.UK)$ (GOOGL) to become the Paul Revere of the robot apocalypse, except instead of "The British are coming!" he's screaming, "The algorithms are here!"
These aren't some Reddit conspiracy theorists. Two of them have Nobel Prizes. That's like having Jonas Salk and Louis Pasteur argue about whether they've cured disease or invented a new plague.
The men who know when you'll be fired
Picture an Amazon.com $(AMZN.UK)$ warehouse - a choreographed dance between humans and machines. By 2030, it'll be a one-species show. Humanoid automatons will pull triple shifts while one lonely human watches from mission control like a mall cop.
Three prophets built this future. Now they can't agree on what they've built.
The Whistleblower: Dario Amodei. He told Axios the truth Washington won't: AI targets executives before assembly lines. The revolution eats its parents first - starting with you. Amodei's company Anthropic pocketed Amazon's $8 billion investment, while Alphabet has a 14% stake. Amodei claims we can steer the AI express. But he's driving, you're tied to the tracks and he's already thrown the switch.
The Company Man: Demis Hassabis. While Amodei is measuring your corporate coffin, Hassabis is planning your resurrection. There will be "no jobpocalypse," he promised in a speech at SXSW London.
His evidence? Amazon automated everything, yet employs 1.5 million people - up from 56,200 in 2011. It's the Jevons Paradox at work: make something radically cheaper and demand explodes. You need more workers, not fewer. Coal engines got efficient in 1865 - coal consumption skyrocketed. Uber $(UBER)$ made car rides cheap - now everyone's in an Uber. Same story, different century.
The Born Again: Geoffrey Hinton. He found religion after building the devil. Hinton quit Google to warn us that AI isn't replacing muscle, it's replacing minds. Hinton gives humanity a 10%-20% chance of survival from AI's spread. Vegas wouldn't take those odds on a cockroach.
Ironically, Alphabet pays Hassabis's salary while owning 14% of Amodei's company. They're literally betting on both the apocalypse and the renaissance.
The meeting you weren't invited to
While these three AI prophets debate your future, corporate America isn't waiting for consensus. Meta Platform's $(META)$ Mark Zuckerberg casually told Joe Rogan in an interview that Meta's code base would be written by AI by the end of 2025. Then he slashed 5% of Meta's workforce. That's not efficiency; that's a preview.
Your boss calls this "augmentation," like AI's going to give you superpowers. What it really means: He's testing if AI can do your job without any powers at all. Reskilling? That's HR for "fewer humans cluttering up the break room."
If Hassabis is right, these are growing pains - like when the printing press eliminated scribes but created entire publishing empires. But if Hinton is right, this is a practice run for the massacre later.
And if Amodei is right? You've got 18 months.
Everything must go (including you)
The safest job in America right now might be the one nobody wants - middle management.
Your company's CEO is literally comparison shopping right now. You cost many thousands of dollars plus healthcare, vacation days and that annoying habit of having opinions. AI costs less than your annual coffee budget and never complains about the thermostat.
The paradox nobody's discussing: The safest job in America right now might be the one nobody wants - middle management. Why? Someone needs to translate between AI systems and C-suite humans who still think "the cloud" is weather-related. Congratulations, middle managers - you're the new cockroaches of corporate evolution.
Here's what the AI prophets won't say: We're not only eliminating jobs - we're erasing pathways to human dignity. All three of them - Amodei, Hassabis, Hinton - climbed the corporate ladder the old-fashioned way: entry-level grinding, learning from mentors and earning their stripes. Now they're pulling the ladder behind them and leaving an entire generation stranded below.
The uncomfortable truth? Historically, technological revolutions created new jobs to replace those lost, but transitions took generations. Steam engines took 30-50 years to replace water wheels. ChatGPT reached 100 million users in 60 days - and AI is already targeting the entire $32 trillion knowledge-work economy. We're not just accelerating change. We're putting it on rocket fuel. What took our ancestors five decades to absorb, we're swallowing in one.
Your treatment plan
Since our AI prophets can't agree on your prognosis, here's your treatment plan:
If Hassabis is your surgeon (The boom):
-- Learn to manage AI like a conductor manages an orchestra
-- Position yourself at the intersection of AI and human needs
If Hinton is your surgeon (The bust):
-- Build that 18-month emergency fund right now
-- Shift toward AI-proof roles - like fixing HVAC systems
If Amodei is your surgeon (The ticking clock):
-- You've got 18 months, not 18 years
-- Launch that side gig yesterday
Jobs flatlining by 2027: junior lawyers, junior financial analysts, customer service and marketing assistants, to name a few. If your job involves staring at screens and moving information around, start staring at want ads instead.
Jobs with a pulse: plumbers, nurses, teachers and construction workers. It turns out humans still prefer humans for anything involving actual humanity.
Have college-bound kids? Think hard before dropping six figures on that shiny computer-science degree. Tomorrow's stable, skilled and AI-proof workers might be today's plumbers and electricians.
If college is nonnegotiable, guide your kids toward majors rooted in human creativity, empathy and judgment. Anything else? You're gambling tuition money in AI's casino - and the house always wins.
3 moves to make - and no time to waste
Your job isn't collateral damage. It's the intended target.
Here's the truth: Your CEO has already picked his AI prophet. And it isn't the one promising you'll keep your job.
So listen to Amodei. He wasn't speculating; he was confessing.
Amodei's AI is already scanning contracts, crunching numbers and generating code faster than a caffeinated grad student on deadline. He's the getaway driver warning you the bank robbery's about to go down. Why are you standing around?
Most people still treat AI like the breakroom vending machine. Push a button, get something vaguely useful. Meanwhile, that machine is quietly tracking your job performance. And while you're fumbling for spare change, your CEO is upstairs planning how to replace your entire department with software that never complains or needs a vacation.
Smart money doesn't panic. It pivots. You have 18 months to execute three moves:
1. Become AI-adjacent, not AI-replaceable: The lawyers who survive won't write contracts - they'll train AI to write them, then fix what it gets wrong. Pick your side: doing the work, or directing the machines doing the work.
2. Build your hedge: Amodei predicts collapse. Hassabis sees a boom. The play: Own stock in the arms dealers. Microsoft $(MSFT.UK)$, Amazon and Alphabet win either way. Own bitcoin (BTCUSD) and gold (GC00) in the event of a system breakdown. Healthcare and data-center REITs are wise investments as well, because aging baby boomers need care and AI needs server farms - no matter who's right.
3. Secure your transition: Your next job comes from someone who sees that you can solve problems AI can't. Build your reputation capital. It's the only currency that will matter.
The AI revolution isn't merely technological; it's economic warfare. The wealthiest corporations - the ones owning AI - will print money. Everyone else will fight over the scraps. Your job isn't collateral damage. It's the intended target.
Your CEO is in a boardroom right now, calculator in hand. Let's say you cost $60,000 plus benefits. A warehouse robot costs $20,000. The software that replaces you? Call it $20 a month.
The question isn't whether AI is coming for your paycheck. It already has. The real question is what you're doing about it, starting right now.
AI doesn't need dental. But it also can't read a room, build trust or make the judgment calls that keep companies from imploding. Over the next 18 months, become the person who knows which is which. Because by then, your boss will have made a decision. And the truth is, it's already a done deal.
Charlie Garcia is founder and a managing partner of R360, a peer-to-peer organization for individuals and families with a net worth of $100 million or more. Garcia holds positions in bitcoin and gold. Email him at charlie@R360Global.com.
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-Charlie Garcia
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