I hope all you mouth-breathers

2023-12-02

I hope all you mouth-breathers were able to decipher this one and find the not-so-subtle undertone embedded within the tweet.

I know this can be difficult sometimes, just like breathing through your nose. But I'm not here to judge you. I get it. I also can't breathe through my nose. I mean, I guess I could. It's just not very efficient, and I don't have that kind of time after walking up two flights of stairs. I'm not trying to suffocate just to appear polite. I'm not Lance Armstrong ffs.

So anyway, if I'm going to dole out free alpha to ~12,700 strangers, I might decide to make you work for it a little if for no other reason than to amuse myself.

$Microsoft(MSFT)$

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