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If I was President, here’s what I would do…

1) I would entirely close the border. Secure every square inch, not a single illegal soul gets through. Locked down.

2) DEI would be banned. Every corporation will hire the best possible people regardless of background.

3) No more money for Ukraine. Biden’s buddy can figure it out. The war needs to end.

4) I will make sure to put the real coke back in Coca-Cola.

5) I will make it a federal law that every single McDonalds must have a 24/7 functioning Milkshake machine, and if not, free burgers for everyone.

6) No more trading in congress. If you’re a member, you’re not allowed to trade public equities. Simple.

7) All major social media platforms must allow for free speech; no more censorship.

8) Mandatory yearly cage fight between Elon Musk & Lizard boy

9) We will fight like the Roman’s did. Let’s get back to the old ways.

10) Minimum and maximum age for public officials. If you are out of the threshold, you must pass a cognitive test.

11) If you’re voting in elections, you must show up in person, with a valid government ID. Otherwise, no votes.

12) The only DEI allowed will be Mark Cuban hiring a diverse team on the Mavs.

Although I could keep going, I will stop here.

Tesla to the moon.

Mars is the goal.

I love humanity.

What would you want?

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