Had to repost this hilariously-written piece on my page for memory sake because it's just perfect!ππ―
Written by my darling NZ sis @Barcode who has so painstakingly and ingeniously integrated SG references in her writing π€£π You guys ought to follow her for more stand-up / sit-down / lie-flat comedy, awesome technical analysis on a myriad of stocks, witty FIBS and entertainment! π€ͺπ She has a natural flair for such amusing prose and will never fail to make your day lolll πππ€£π€£
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Kia ora, Sis @SPACE ROCKET! ππΈπ¬
I see youβve reposted my little gem! Now itβs officially preserved in the annals of Tiger Trading ~ right where it belongs! π€£πΌοΈπ―
Honestly, while those orders were taking their sweet time to fill, it felt like the trades were moving at the pace of the PIE during peak hourππ’! π£οΈ Or like being stuck behind the guy whoβs ordering kopi for the entire market. So, instead of just waiting around, I decided to turn that downtime into something far more entertaining ~ because why should the market have all the fun? π
And you know, if they filled faster, Tiger Trading couldβve squeezed a bit more profit out of me. πΈ But that leisurely pace didnβt just cost them, it cost me too! I missed out on extra trades and some juicy profits. Talk about a missed opportunity! But hey, at least I turned that delay into a top-tier performance for my dear Sis right? π
Now that my words have a permanent spot on your page, Iβm thinking those orders better pick up the pace next time. ~ because if they drag their π£ again, I might just have to plan a grand send-off for those missed profits with $PROPEL FUNERAL PARTNERS LTD(PFP.AU)$ β°οΈ After all, theyβve got the ultimate "final destination" business across NZ and Aussie π¦ ~ making sure no trade, or opportunity, is left behind! You would have been disappointed should I have not mentioned them ππ¦πΊ @nomadic_m
Keep up the stellar work as a mum, Sis ~ your kiddos are bound to be as sharp as your trades and as resilient as a stock market rally after a dip! ππ©βπ§βπ¦
Cheers, BC π
@Barcode hope to see more of yr entertaining works. π
Interesting & entertaining reading article.