$Strategy(MSTR)$ [Lovely]
MSTR is the "Bitcoin ETF with a business intelligence side hustle" —trading at 3.6x Bitcoin leverage (because YOLO), with a 13B Bitcoin stash that makes Saylor the HODL Pope. Bulls call it “digital gold’s hype vessel”; bears say it’s “margin debt cosplaying as a tech stock”.
Why crypto zealots drool:
BTC hoarder: 214,400 BTC ($13B)—literally Satoshi’s spreadsheet.
Leverage lunacy: $2.3B debt to buy dips… Michael Saylor’s “trust me bro” bonds.
-95% in 2022? Pfft. Just a ”fire sale on hopium” for true believers.

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