TL;DR: From Chaos to... Less Chaos 📊
After weeks of emotional roller coaster rides swinging between +$10k to -$10k weekly P&L, this week delivered something I haven't experienced in months: boredom. With just a -$469 loss, I'm not sure if I should be relieved or concerned that my portfolio has gone from Netflix thriller to watching paint dry. 🎭
📈 The Big Picture: August Reality Check
August 2025 just became the second unprofitable month this year with a brutal -5.24% drop (-$23.6K), while Mr. Market decided to throw a party without me:
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📊 S&P 500: +1.91% (showing off)
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💻 Nasdaq: +0.85% (rubbing salt in wounds)
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😤 My Portfolio: -5.24% (learning humility)
Current Stats That Matter:
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🎯 YTD Performance: +38.34% (peaked at +46.55% - those were the days)
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🏆 Still beating S&P by: +27.9% (silver lining activated)
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💰 Leverage: 0% (sleeping like a baby)
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💧 Liquidity: 36% (up from 20% - cash is king behavior)
2025 P&L with Aug unprofitable, flat start for Sep
WW 36 Top 10 Profitable Trades
Profitable Trades
Top 10 most profitable trades ranged from $2842 to $135.
WW 36 Top 10 Unprofitable Trades
Unprofitable Trades
Top 10 most unprofitable trades ranged from $3.8k to $150. Two positions exceeded $1k in losses, though the losing tail continued to remain manageable.
🎢 This Week's Drama: The Trilogy of Pain and Profit
1. $Hims & Hers Health Inc.(HIMS)$: The Phoenix Rising 🚀
HIMS Daily Chart
"Sometimes the market rewards the faithful"
The Setup: HIMS decided to flex with a +14.31% weekly gain, possibly riding favorable court rulings and strong earnings guidance. Finally, a position that remembers how to go UP! 📈
Current Battle Plan:
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📍 Long 200 shares @ $55 avg
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🎯 2 covered calls @ $55 (Sept 19 expiry)
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🛡️ 6 short puts ($40-$53 strikes, Sept expiry)
This Week's Strategy:
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✋ HODL mode activated - max risk exposure reached
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💎 Diamond hands until premiums evaporate
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🎰 Let time decay work its magic
2. $VANECK VECTORS GOLD MINERS A SHARES(GDX.UK)$ :I Should Have Been Selling Shovels, Not Selling the Miners
GOLD (USD/OZ) Daily Chart
"When you're wrong about a gold rush, you get buried" 💀
The Painful Truth: Gold miners broke resistance on Aug 4th and haven't looked back - 5 consecutive green weeks. Meanwhile, my genius brain decided to short the gold rush because "mean reversion." 🤡
Current Damage Assessment:
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🔻 Short 300 shares @ $51.33 avg (currently at $66.34 - ouch)
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📉 6 short puts @ $60 strikes
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💸 10 short calls ($57-$64, ALL in-the-money)
Survival Plan:
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🚨 Priority 1: Reduce exposure on ANY pullback
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☠️ Nuclear option: Full capitulation if GDX hits $70
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🔄 Plot twist: Consider flipping bullish (if you can't beat them...)
Expensive Lesson: Missed my stop-loss at $55, then again at $60. Pride costs money. 💰
3. $SUPER MICRO COMPUTER INC(SMCI)$: When “AI Hype” Meets Gravity Reality 🤖💥
SMCI Daily Chart
"Not all AI stocks are created equal - some are expensive tuition" 🎓
The Reality Check: Bought into the AI revolution at $66.98, currently watching my "future" trade at $40.41 (-39% and counting). This position has become my most expensive MBA course: "Advanced Studies in Hype vs. Reality." 📚
Current Situation:
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💎 Long 1,470 shares @ $66.98 (death grip activated)
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🎯 12 covered calls ($45-$50 strikes, Sept expiry)
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⚠️ 200-day MA at $40.07 = final boss battle
Exit Strategy:
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🏃♂️ Plan A: Let covered calls get assigned at $45 (-35% loss)
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🔄 Plan B: Keep selling calls in $40-45 range
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💀 Plan C: Stop-loss below $40.07 (-45% loss)
Key Insight: There's a difference between AI leaders (NVDA, MSFT) and AI "me-too" plays. Choose your fighters wisely! 🥊
🍂 September Strategy: "Surviving the Portfolio Graveyard Month"
"September: Where dreams go to die since 1792" 📅
Historical fact: September is statistically the worst month for stocks. With VIX chilling at 15.19 (calm before the storm?), here's my survival playbook:
🛡️ Defense Mode Activated:
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✂️ Position trimming (spring cleaning in fall)
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🦶 Zero leverage (dignity preservation strategy)
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💰 36% liquidity (cash is my new best friend)
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🎯 Target setup: 1.2x leverage, >25% liquidity eventually
The Mission: Survive September to thrive in Q4. No heroes needed. 🦸♂️
🎭 The Weekly Confessions
What Went Right: ✅
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📈 HIMS position finally cooperating
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💎 Maintained discipline on position sizing
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🧘♂️ Reduced leverage to zero (emotional stability++)
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📚 Learning from expensive mistakes
What Went Wrong: ❌
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🩸 GDX short squeeze participation (unwilling)
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🤖 SMCI AI hype victim status confirmed
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⏰ Poor timing on several entries
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😤 Confirmation bias cost me real money
Expensive Lessons: 💸
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Set stop-losses when thesis breaks (not when portfolio breaks)
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Position sizing saves portfolios (and marriages)
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Hype stocks require smaller positions (and bigger stops)
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Sometimes the best trade is no trade (revolutionary concept)
🏆 The Community Challenge
This Week's Mission: 🎯
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🎪 Make fewer, higher conviction trades
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💰 Actually take profits (novel idea)
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🔪 Stop catching falling knives without safety nets
Your Turn: 💭
What's your most expensive trading lesson?
Drop your war stories below! Best confession might get 50 Tiger Coins 🪙 and eternal bragging rights in our hall of expensive education.
Discussion Starters:
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🤔 Anyone else getting schooled by momentum trades?
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🤝 Who's joining the September survival challenge?
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📊 What's your 2025 target vs reality check?
🔮 Next Week's Cliffhangers
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Will GDX finally show mercy or continue the beatdown? ⛏️
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Can SMCI hold the 200-day MA or become a -50% lesson? 🤖
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Will September live up to its reputation as the dream crusher? 📉
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Most importantly: Will I finally learn to sell shovels instead of shorting gold rushes? 💡
🎬 The Michael Jordan Moment
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career... And that is why I succeed."
Every -$23.6K month, every blown stop-loss, every hype stock that reality-checked me - they're all tuition payments in the University of Market Humility. The degree is expensive, but the education is priceless. 🎓
🔔 Stay Tuned
Follow along for next week's episode of "How Not to Trade Like a Pro" - where we document the journey from average retail trader to... slightly above average retail trader (progress!).
Remember: We trade to fund our dreams, not our nightmares. Sometimes the market reminds us which one we're actually doing. 😅
Positions mentioned are for educational entertainment purposes. Please do your own research before following some random trader's public diary of financial decisions. 📝
Until next week's therapy session, Your Humble Market Student 🎓💸
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