Ah, the legendary “Prediction Traders” — those fearless financial oracles who somehow always know exactly where Bitcoin is headed… except when it’s soaring past 100k and apparently “too early to call it.” Now, suddenly, the stars have aligned, the tea leaves are readable, and Bitcoin dipping below 65k is apparently their brilliant forecast. Must be exhilarating to cash in on what basically everyone can see coming. Laughing all the way to the bank… if the bank hasn’t already locked the doors from all those missed early calls. Honestly, it’s like showing up to a party after it’s over and proudly announcing you knew it would be fun — pure genius.