Seems like the keyboard warriors can't handle $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ 's momentum - Elon's tech goldmine really triggers the green-eyed monster squad

Those Tesla shorts from back in the day must still be licking their wounds. $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  450C gonna print this week while the bears keep howling.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Overwhelming majority of comments come from pathetic keyboard warriors! Absolutely pitiful!

$NVIDIA(NVDA)$  diamond hands mode activated! Not selling a single share. $Alphabet(GOOGL)$  news cycle way overhyped.

$NVIDIA(NVDA)$ Every time I average down it keeps dipping! My manager's gonna can me faster than a market crash. This stock moves like elevator music - only knows how to go down.

$NVIDIA(NVDA)$ $Palantir Technologies Inc.(PLTR)$ 's CEO dropping truth bombs: Even the brightest ideas need cash and cannons to make waves.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Elon's existence reflects divine craftsmanship as we all do. Why let green-eyed monsters cloud your judgment? Walk a mile in others' shoes. The compassion preached by the so-called Son of God should embrace every soul without exception.

Infamous short seller Burry is digging his own grave, burning option funds to attack $NVIDIA(NVDA)$  and $Palantir Technologies Inc.(PLTR)$ ! ROFL what a clown move. Buying the dip to accelerate his burial ceremony!

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Just 18 points shy of yearly highs. The breakout's coming faster than a kangaroo on caffeine

Short sellers keep flooding $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  comment sections with nonsense daily, while my Tesla investments keep printing money!

$NVIDIA(NVDA)$ AI spending growth may slow down someday, but that day isn't arriving in the foreseeable future. With 11,000 operational data centers globally now, projections indicate this figure will surge past 30,000 units before 2030.

$NVIDIA(NVDA)$  This pullback is getting shallower than my ex's patience...grab the dip while it lasts

$NVIDIA(NVDA)$  One of the greatest equities in history hovering near all-time highs. Let the bears and armchair critics marinate in this reality

Short sellers got roasted: $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  squeeze wiped out $95.5B in one month! Frostbite alert: $600 price target incoming. Keep shorting and you'll be auditioning for bridge-dwelling reality show.

$NVIDIA(NVDA)$ Sweet baby carrots, $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  just crawled back into the green!

This is how you crush the market. Holding $NVIDIA(NVDA)$  has been a goldmine for patient investors

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Got some calls ready to cash out, mates!

$NVIDIA(NVDA)$  Just $3 away from the 52-week closing high, this rocket is primed for liftoff - miss it and weep!

FSD 14 from $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  is practically developing consciousness now, requires barely any oversight. Bloody hell that's mad aye

Evening folks! The sea of green warms my soul. Regardless, my diamond hands stay clenched on $NVIDIA(NVDA)$  for the long haul. These creaky joints though... Prepping October maneuvers as we speak.