$Palantir Technologies Inc.(PLTR)$ Lesson learnt… it was never about bulls or bears, nor the noise of the crowd… but about the collective tide that moves us all — the volatility that belongs to everyone.
$NVIDIA(NVDA)$ Lesson learnt… it was never about bulls or bears, nor the noise of the crowd… but about the collective tide that moves us all — the volatility that belongs to everyone.
$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Lesson learnt… it was never about bulls or bears, nor the noise of the crowd… but about the collective tide that moves us all — the volatility that belongs to everyone.
$NVIDIA(NVDA)$ NVIDIA’s earnings will totally save the entire market—just like a single GPU can power an emotional support group. Investors are basically sitting there chanting, “Jensen will fix it,” as if a leather jacket and some AI buzzwords can magically erase inflation, rate fears, and whatever else the economy is cooking up this week. But hey, let’s pretend one company can haul the whole stock market on its silicon shoulders. If it works, great. If it doesn’t… well, at least we’ll have some very fast graphics to watch it all crash in 4K.
$S&P 500(.SPX)$ Those were the days, my friend You thought they'd never end You'd sing and dance forever and a day You'd live the life you choose You'd fight and never lose For you were young and sure to have your way La-la-la-da-da-da La-la-la-da-da-da Da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da...
$S&P 500(.SPX)$ Oh, so the bears finally woke up? After a two-season spa retreat? Must’ve been busy sipping volatility smoothies while the bulls rallied. Now they’re back, flexing like they didn’t just nap through half the fiscal year.”
Oh wow, stop the presses — markets sometimes go up and then come down? Incredible insight! Truly groundbreaking stuff from the financial titans. If only my overpriced business school had included “Buy high, regret later” in the syllabus, I might’ve graduated summa cum laude in Obvious Economics. Guess we were too busy memorizing CAPM formulas to learn that things that “run” can, in fact, “pull back.” Who could’ve seen that coming?
Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley Warn of Potential Global Stock Market Correction in Next Two Years, But Maintain Long-Term Bullish Outlook
Puts and calls are zero sum games. At the end of the day, one side makes the right "call" and the opposite guy pays. Let's see which side makes the correct calls or puts [Cool]
Michael Burry Is Super-Bearish On Palantir — With 5 Million Puts