$NVIDIA(NVDA)$ Stocks barely moving while everyone claims they’re “not that fussed” — meanwhile, let’s be honest, people are very interested in NVIDIA earnings. The whole market is refreshing like it’s trying to buy concert tickets. And sure, whether the guy next door gets richer or poorer tomorrow isn’t going to change your life… but that doesn’t stop everyone from peeking through the curtains like it’s the season finale of Wall Street: GPU Edition. Apparently NVIDIA “doesn’t drive the market.” Right. And I suppose the market just happens to freeze, twitch, and overreact purely by coincidence every time Jensen clears his throat. We’ve already heard from the other six of the once-magnificent, sometimes-magnificent S
Ah, the legendary “Prediction Traders” — those fearless financial oracles who somehow always know exactly where Bitcoin is headed… except when it’s soaring past 100k and apparently “too early to call it.” Now, suddenly, the stars have aligned, the tea leaves are readable, and Bitcoin dipping below 65k is apparently their brilliant forecast. Must be exhilarating to cash in on what basically everyone can see coming. Laughing all the way to the bank… if the bank hasn’t already locked the doors from all those missed early calls. Honestly, it’s like showing up to a party after it’s over and proudly announcing you knew it would be fun — pure genius.
Do not blame Warsh. Just blame greed. 1. Open Trade You swagger in like a big shot: “I’ll borrow money and double my gains!” Reality: you’ve just borrowed trouble. 2. Market Moves Against You The market: “Surprise! We’re going the other way.” Your account: starts sweating profusely. 3. Margin Call Broker: “Hey buddy, you got any spare cash? Asking for a friend… me.” You: frantically checking couch cushions for coins. 4. Grace Period (tiny, if any) Broker gives you about as much time as a waiter hovering with the bill. Blink, and it’s gone. 5. Forced Liquidation Broker: “Since you didn’t pay up, I sold your stuff. You’re welcome.” You: “Wait, I liked that stuff!” 6. Residual Debt Sometimes liquidation doesn’t even cover the loan. Broker: “So… you still owe me. Don’t hate the player, h
Warsh Ends "Dollar Devaluation Trade"? Crypto Market Plummets Further Over Weekend, Bitcoin Breaks Below $80,000
Bitcoin’s doing its best impression of a skydiver without a parachute—meanwhile, everyone’s whispering, “Don’t worry, the S&P will totally keep it together on Monday.” Sure, because nothing screams stability like a market that panics if someone sneezes too loudly. Let’s see if the S&P shows up like a hero… or just faceplants right next to Bitcoin.
Cryptocurrency Plunge: Over 420,000 Liquidations as Digital Assets Suffer Bloodbath