Welcome to the K Economy, where half the people toast champagne and the other half toast bread crusts. One side calls it “growth,” the other calls it “survival.”But hey, averages look great: 50% thriving, 50% struggling — which magically equals 100% denial. It’s the only math where inequality is rebranded as balance.So raise a glass: here’s to half-gains, half-pains, and the full-time art of pretending the other half doesn’t exist.
A Fed Hike is a Done Deal. Stocks Still Have Big Hurdles
I am anxiously waiting for Trump Straits Trump Lake Trump Glacier Trump Archipelago Trump Ocean Trump Canyon Trump Reef Trump Waterfall Trump Bay Trump River Trump Lagoon Trump Tundra
iPhone 18 already? 😂 My iPhone 15 hasn’t even finished puberty. Apparently, my S$1,900 phone is obsolete because the new one is 0.02nm thinner, 2 grams lighter, has 10 million more pixels and a CPU 2x faster… so I can watch TikTok at exactly the same speed. 🤣📱 But hey, corporate profits aren’t going to grow themselves… and we must keep up with the Joneses. 💸📈 Still using an iPhone 17 that works perfectly? How selfish. Think of the corporations, the shareholders… and the neighbours. 😂
Apple AirPods 5 Expected in September; OLED IPad Mini Due by End-October
$Baidu(BIDU)$ I’ve been saying it forever: high capital expenditure and soaring revenue don’t automatically translate into high profits. The math doesn’t magically balance itself.”