$Baidu(BIDU)$ I’ve been saying it forever: high capital expenditure and soaring revenue don’t automatically translate into high profits. The math doesn’t magically balance itself.”
US: This is your last chance. IRAN: No deal. TRUMP: Ok, I give you another last chance. IRAN: Still no deal. US: Last last chance. IRAN: Nope. TRUMP: Fine, this is the Jurassic Last Chance — I’ll bomb you back to the age of dinosaurs. IRAN: No deal. US: Ok then, Stone Age Last Chance — clubs and caves incoming. IRAN: Still no deal. TRUMP: Alright, Ice Age Last Chance — hope you like mammoths and glaciers. IRAN: No deal.
Trump: Wants to Give Iran Every Last Chance Before Decapitation
Ah, classic market theater. The real mispricing wasn’t at $110 — it was baked in at the IPO, when hype rockets were launched with promises shinier than the Falcon 9’s paint job. Investors were basically buying tickets to a magic show where the magician forgot the rabbit.So yeah, “approaches $100” sounds dramatic, but the punchline is: the market already paid for the illusion upfront, and now it’s just watching the smoke machine sputter. 🚀✨ More like false propellants.
SpaceX Approaches $100: Where Is The Market's Mispricing?
$Alphabet(GOOGL)$ Hindsight analysis makes everyone look like a market genius. To everyone who predicted Google would beat expectations: congratulations. You were right. Those who didn't predict the stock would drop after the results? Conveniently silent. The analysts' estimates were conservative—as if they were valuing a 2020 company. The market, however, had already priced the stock as if it were a 2030 company. Beating conservative analyst estimates doesn't always beat the market's expectations. People act surprised when a company posts great numbers and the stock still falls. Welcome to the stock market, where "better than expected" sometimes means, "Sorry, we were expecting even more than you knew we were expe