Buy calls or buy lotteries? Well, it really boils down to one thing – how lucky are you? If you’re the type who always seems to roll the dice and end up with snake eyes, it doesn’t matter if you’re buying a call option or a lottery ticket. Both will end up as losses, and you’ll be looking at your empty wallet wondering if you should have just spent that money on something more guaranteed – like a nice meal or a good pair of shoes.

So, if you're one of the rare few who have that "luck on your side" kind of magic, both calls and lotteries can be your golden ticket. But this kind of luck is not something you can rely on regularly. It’s amazing, but it’s not something you can count on all the time. So, enjoy the ride, but don’t forget to have a backup plan in case the luck runs out!