due to National Park Service Interference
The NPS is blatantly manipulating the market and giving cryptic clues as to why they are doing this and when they will stop. Just look at this [tweet](https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1439635649771065352) from Katmai National Park yesterday. This is clearly a warning, possibly from agents gone rouge in Alaska letting us know that from September 29th to October 2nd, we will be in "Fat Bear Week". As we all know, fat bears can only happen when the market is crashing. This is clear evidence that the NPS is currently engaged in market manipulation to make as many rich bears as possible before the end of next week. Furthermore, in other [tweets](https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1439680697573257222) they talk about how some bears act as pirates and steal other bear's fish! This clearly shows that all bears will make enough money to survive winter, but as usual larger "institutional" bears will make even more money!
I think we need to applaud the bravery of these park rangers who are risking their lives exposing this incredible fraud. I had thought the Department of the Interior would be less nefarious than this, but clearly they cannot be trusted. I only hope that the rangers who gave us this important information can safely escape into the Alaskan wilderness and avoid being eaten by bears.
tl;dr: Fat bears for 2 weeks
Edit: As was pointed out in the comments, the NPS likely has motive to destroy all US industry. Companies having less money means they buy less land, which can eventually be turned into more National Parks. This shows clear motive for why this is being done to us.
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