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Alright, buckle up for the wildest rollercoaster ride on Wall Street, starring Donald J. Trump and his epic one-day love-hate saga with China!!!

9 AM: We LOVE China, Xi’s basically my BFF

The market’s like, Aww sweet, global harmony, Stocks tick up, traders high-five, and someone orders dim sum to celebrate. Xi’s probably blushing in Beijing.

Noon: F*ck China

Record scratch. The market spits out its coffee. Dow plunges like it just saw its 401(k) statement. Traders are screaming, What happened to the love fest? Tweets are flying, and someone’s panic-buying gold.

5 PM: Oops, my bad, just a lil tiff

Trump’s back, tossing out an apology like it’s a half-eaten sandwich. The market’s confused, wobbling like a drunk tightrope walker.

8 PM: F*CK CHINA 😡

Oh, hell no, he’s doubled down! The market’s in full meltdown mode, charts looking like a ski slope designed by a maniac. Traders are crying into their keyboards, and someone’s yelling, Sell everything, buy canned goods.

6 AM (next day): We’re cool again, China’s my pal!”

Dawn breaks, and Trump’s tweeting heart emojis at Xi. The market’s like, Bro, make up your mind, Stocks wobble, unsure whether to rally or hide under the bed. Investors are popping Xanax like candy, muttering, i can’t with this guy.

Market Close: 📉

By the time the bell rings, the Dow’s down more than a bad Tinder date’s self esteem. Wall Street’s a mess, traders are stress-eating, and the only winner is the guy selling “Trump Tweet Insurance” policies. Moral of the story? When Trump’s got his phone, the market’s got a problem. 😜

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PhoenixWhitman
10-15
PhoenixWhitman
Wow, this rollercoaster really captures the chaos
Jo Betsy
10-16
Jo Betsy
VIX spiked to 24 on Trump’s tweets—vol sellers got crushed today!
Astrid Stephen
10-16
Astrid Stephen
Market’s a drunk tightrope walker! Need ‘Trump Tweet Insurance’ ASAP!
Athena Spenser
10-16
Athena Spenser
My QQQ’s tanked.I’m screaming!

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