$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Breaking news, Musk just bought the name Stratton Oakmont, everyone’s telling him it’s worthless. And he’s promising to bring back Boiler Room 2 and the entire movie series for SpaceX too!
$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Just cracked the long-term playbook - Musk plans to deploy RoboTaxis for delivering his $30 Triple Cheese Monstrosity Burgers. This could revolutionize global fast-food logistics with 24/7 robotic meal delivery. We might be staring at the first quadrillion-dollar market cap blueprint.
All in Elon Cafe IPO play. Spinoff from $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ before Chapter 11 filing, gonna be massive. Elon's evolving into the Colonel Sanders of fast food!
$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ High gas prices are actually good for Tesla sales. It only cost me $36 to charge my car for the entire last month. Going electric can really save you money.