$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Just cracked the long-term playbook - Musk plans to deploy RoboTaxis for delivering his $30 Triple Cheese Monstrosity Burgers. This could revolutionize global fast-food logistics with 24/7 robotic meal delivery. We might be staring at the first quadrillion-dollar market cap blueprint.

All in Elon Cafe IPO play. Spinoff from $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  before Chapter 11 filing, gonna be massive. Elon's evolving into the Colonel Sanders of fast food!

The staged merger approach for SpaceX and xAI—and soon Tesla—is truly smart. Elon's silence on denying the Tesla speculation implies it's underway. Combining Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI all at once would be overly complex, surely drawing advisor warnings. But tackling SpaceX and xAI first lays groundwork, making the next step easier. The real genius is the dual track: preparing both merger and IPO simultaneously to create competitive pressure. Tesla shareholders face a tough choice: reject the deal and risk massive $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  outflow to SpaceX/xAI, or approve it despite dilution to prevent exodus. This maximises shareholder buy-in. Brilliant.

Only $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  would declare earnings beats before formally reporting them.

At scale, a $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Cybercab and Optimus could cost less than $60,000. An autonomous chauffeur and butler.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Hey folks, what's up? This naa zi no good. $Rivian Automotive, Inc.(RIVN)$  is good.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ With the grand robotics initiative announced by Trump, this equity is poised for substantial appreciation. Market projections indicate considerable upside potential in valuation metrics.

Cybercab's gonna revolutionize the market! Low production cost and affordable pricing. This EV project from $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  will mint money like nobody's business.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Shorts got caught with their trousers down again, scrambling to cover positions. $450 incoming this week!

My dear shareholders, as my brother said on CNBC, I'm literally sleeping on cardboard floors at the $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  factory trying to build it into a US$30 trillion behemoth. Now xAI is running out of cash with vendors sending legal notices daily. Please approve my US$100 billion compensation package to keep me as your world's richest man!