$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ European markets are up more than 5 percent. Another tough one for the shorts. Just saying.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ I guess it's good news the CFO is selling, right before we rocket up to $600.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ I think Tesla is the most important tech company of the 21st century.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ NASDAQ is already up 250 points. That's good for TSLA.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  High gas prices are actually good for Tesla sales. It only cost me $36 to charge my car for the entire last month. Going electric can really save you money.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Attention bashers, please post some more. The more you post, the higher the stock rises.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Where are Corey and his emojis to tell us how Tesla shorts never learn?

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Breaking news, Musk just bought the name Stratton Oakmont, everyone’s telling him it’s worthless. And he’s promising to bring back Boiler Room 2 and the entire movie series for SpaceX too!

Is there a better investment than $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  right now? I'm starting to believe there really isn't, if you consider the longer run. For instance, who will surpass them in robotics? Who will surpass them in manufacturing? Who will surpass them in autonomous vehicles? Who will surpass them in battery cell production? Who will surpass them in solar and battery storage? Who will surpass them in FSD? Who will surpass them in supercharging? Who will surpass them in chip manufacturing? Who will surpass them in electric semi trucks? Who will surpass them in overall fleet size? Who will surpass them in real-world AI data? Who will surpass them in AI data capabilities? It is difficult to fathom how anyone can keep pace with them across all t

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  There is no company that compares to Tesla, not BYD, not Nvidia, and certainly not Boston Dynamics or Figure. It will take time for people to understand this, and that is precisely where the opportunity lies. Being smart is essential.

The staged merger approach for SpaceX and xAI—and soon Tesla—is truly smart. Elon's silence on denying the Tesla speculation implies it's underway. Combining Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI all at once would be overly complex, surely drawing advisor warnings. But tackling SpaceX and xAI first lays groundwork, making the next step easier. The real genius is the dual track: preparing both merger and IPO simultaneously to create competitive pressure. Tesla shareholders face a tough choice: reject the deal and risk massive $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  outflow to SpaceX/xAI, or approve it despite dilution to prevent exodus. This maximises shareholder buy-in. Brilliant.

Only $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  would declare earnings beats before formally reporting them.

At scale, a $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Cybercab and Optimus could cost less than $60,000. An autonomous chauffeur and butler.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Hey folks, what's up? This naa zi no good. $Rivian Automotive, Inc.(RIVN)$  is good.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ With the grand robotics initiative announced by Trump, this equity is poised for substantial appreciation. Market projections indicate considerable upside potential in valuation metrics.

Cybercab's gonna revolutionize the market! Low production cost and affordable pricing. This EV project from $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  will mint money like nobody's business.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Shorts got caught with their trousers down again, scrambling to cover positions. $450 incoming this week!

My dear shareholders, as my brother said on CNBC, I'm literally sleeping on cardboard floors at the $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  factory trying to build it into a US$30 trillion behemoth. Now xAI is running out of cash with vendors sending legal notices daily. Please approve my US$100 billion compensation package to keep me as your world's richest man!

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Just cracked the long-term playbook - Musk plans to deploy RoboTaxis for delivering his $30 Triple Cheese Monstrosity Burgers. This could revolutionize global fast-food logistics with 24/7 robotic meal delivery. We might be staring at the first quadrillion-dollar market cap blueprint.

All in Elon Cafe IPO play. Spinoff from $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  before Chapter 11 filing, gonna be massive. Elon's evolving into the Colonel Sanders of fast food!