To The Moon

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Nikkei is up 2.85%, looks like another face-ripping rally is coming. Apologies to the shorts.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  To the moon, Alice, to the moon. Shorts are getting sweaty. Go TSLA.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Shortcakes, wake me up when TSLA gets to $250.69. Thanks in advance.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Short sellers seem to be panicking. They thought TSLA would hit 250, but it hasn't. That's pretty sweet.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Margin calls are starting soon. Thanks for the money, short sellers. Go TSLA.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Like mentioned, it did break out. Looking at the charts, it seems headed for $450 and then the ATH. If you didn't short it a few months back, I'm not sure what else to say.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  YAHOOEY - I'm glad you're predictable and not scared.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Interesting, Alphabet just made more profit in a single quarter than Tesla has in its entire existence. They reported a strong Q1 2026, with $109.9 billion in revenue and $62.6 billion in profit, driven by AI and cloud services. The stock is up 6% post-earnings, outperforming rivals who are still grappling with rising costs.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ The over 50% FSD subscription growth last quarter is only an indication of early adopters. It will accelerate when the masses want it too, which is inevitable. This means Tesla will see accelerated cash flows from FSD quarter after quarter for years to come.

$NIO Inc.(NIO)$ NIO turned a profit in Q4 2025. With volumes soaring, profits should increase in the coming quarters. NIO will become a cash generator soon. The stock is heavily undervalued.