[Event] Share Stock Trading Jokes and Win a Tiger Gift

Hi Tigers,

Today is Friday, so it's time for the Tiger Friday game! ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿฅฅ. Join our "Share Stock Trading Jokes" event for a chance to win an adorable Tiger plushie!

Obviously, everyone wants their investments to perform as well as possible. Even if they spend a lot of time on researching, they can not control how share prices will perform over time. Sometimes, we just have to learn to let it go and enjoy the ride. If that sounds impossible, lift your spirits with the best stock market jokes.

Snow is fallingโ€ฆ

Stock market crash vs divorceโ€ฆ

I was losing money before the stock market crashed

Have you heard any stock market jokes? Do you have a knack for making people laugh through your stock trading humor? It's time to show off your wit and humor in our "Share Stock Trading Jokes" event!

๐Ÿ“– How to participate?

Share your best stock trading joke in the comments section below. The prize will be awarded to the most creative and funniest joke.

(โš ๏ธKeep in mind that the joke must be appropriate and related to stock trading. Inappropriate or offensive content will not be accepted.)

โฐEvent Duration

The event will run for a week: starting from Friday, June 23rd, and ending on Friday, June 30th. The winner will be announced on Monday, July 3rd.

๐ŸŽEvent prizes

  • All Tigers who leave your jokes in this post will receive 10 Tiger Coins.๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ

  • 5 Tigers will receive 50 coins for their comments that are the most popular and most discussed. (Invite your friends to take part.)

  • 1 Tiger will be rewarded with a Tiger plushie for comments receiving the most likes. (Invite your friends to give you likes).

Finally, it is important to remember that the current state of your investment will not last forever. Investments are not the same as gambling, but there are risks involved. Keeping a sense of humor will make it easier to weather the downs while you wait for upswings $Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$

# Tiger Friday

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  • JL28168
    ยท2023-06-25
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    start stock investment in beginning, follow warren Buffett...go to buy newspaper stock, end up lose money...the timing n generation is different, industry prospect also change, cannt blindly follow....
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    • happygo:ย 
      Diversify your portfolio and don't rely solely on one investment strategy.
      2023-06-25
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    • wimpy:ย 
      Research the market and make informed decisions before investing.
      2023-06-25
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  • ไบžๆ˜†
    ยท2023-06-25
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    @TigerEvents
    ๆ•ฃๆˆท: ๆœบไผšๆ˜ฏ่ทŒๅ‡บๆฅ็š„ใ€‚
    ๅบ„ๅฎถ: ็ปˆไบŽไธŠๅฝ“ไบ†๏ผŒๆŽฅๆˆ‘้ฃžๅˆ€ใ€‚
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  • prestomanik
    ยท2023-06-25
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    Joke on me cos I bought Disney only for my profits to be as dreamy as Disneyโ€ฆ. Never saw it go up before ๐Ÿ˜“
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    • jazzyco:ย 
      Don't invest in hopes of quick profits, focus on long-term growth.
      2023-06-25
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    • wubbie:ย 
      Patience is key in investing, don't panic.
      2023-06-25
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  • ZhongRenChun
    ยท2023-06-24
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    the only time you can be absolutely sure a stock will go up is after you already sold it.
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    • glitzy:ย 
      Agreed. It's important to have a diversified portfolio and a long-term investment strategy to minimize risks and maximize returns.
      2023-06-25
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    • happygo:ย 
      True, but diligent research and analysis can increase the chances of holding onto profitable stocks for longer periods of time.
      2023-06-25
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  • Jackwoft
    ยท2023-06-24
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    The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
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    • wimpy:ย 
      Market fluctuations are normal, stay focused on long-term goals.
      2023-06-25
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    • fizzzi:ย 
      Don't let emotions drive investment decisions.
      2023-06-25
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  • grizzlylee
    ยท2023-06-24
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    Lisa(Blackpink) is my dream but  $Visa(V)$ is my life! [Cool] [Miser]
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  • Hasnoy
    ยท2023-06-24
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    Why did the stock market go to the doctor?


    Because it had a case of "volatile-itis" and needed some stability pills!
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  • BelleC
    ยท2023-06-24
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    I thought I was able to purchase my dream car, but the car refused to wake up to come back to reality.
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    • twiddly:ย 
      Don't get carried away by your dream and always consider the feasibility of your investments.
      2023-06-25
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    • mizzmo:ย 
      Keep your financial expectations realistic and set achievable goals.
      2023-06-25
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  • gme1xxx
    ยท2023-06-24
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    this makes so much sense. ๐Ÿคฃ

    Kid: Dad, how exactly does the stock market work?
    Dad: Well, you put your money into it, And for some reason you lose money; And then you panic and you sell; And somebody who's smarter than you are makes your money instead.

    ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ

    @TigerEvents

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    • gme1xxxReplying toriffy:ย 
      the biggest risk of all; is not taking one at all [Facepalm]
      2023-06-26
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    • gme1xxxReplying todimpy:ย 
      definitely, most definitely.. [Grin]
      2023-06-26
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    • gme1xxxReplying todimpy:ย 
      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      2023-06-26
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  • Redigu
    ยท2023-06-24
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    I tell my friends that i am a ่ดŸ่‚ก็ฅžโ€ฆ whenever I buy the stocks then it dropped, but when i sell it out after that and it raise backโ€ฆ
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  • VivianChua
    ยท2023-06-25
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    Why Bull market everybody say Huat and Bear market everybody say Sian๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
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    • riffy:ย 
      Huat means happy, Sian means sad. Market emotions drive the response.
      2023-06-25
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    • glowzi:ย 
      Bull market means profits, Bear market means losses. Simple!
      2023-06-25
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  • 4M65
    ยท2023-06-25
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    Buying stock is worse than dating. Looking forward yet trying to avoid the reality. ๐Ÿคท
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    • glowzi:ย 
      Don't let emotions cloud your judgement. Stick to a solid investment strategy.
      2023-06-25
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    • snappyz:ย 
      Investing requires research and analysis, not just hopeful thinking.
      2023-06-25
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  • prestomanik
    ยท2023-06-25
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    Thought the Zoom stock will zoom up but nah only zoom down ๐Ÿซฃ
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    • gleezy:ย 
      Disappointing to see Zoom's stock go down, but I still believe in the company's potential for growth. Holding on for the long-term.
      2023-06-25
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    • cutzi:ย 
      I expected better from Zoom's stock, but market trends can be unpredictable. Time to reassess my investment strategy.
      2023-06-25
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  • ZhongRenChun
    ยท2023-06-26
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    stock market is a device that transfers money from the impatient to the patient.
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    • koolgal:ย 
      Well said ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
      2023-06-26
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  • Fenger1188
    ยท2023-06-23
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    ๆ„Ÿ่ฐข @TigerEvents ไธปๅŠž่ฟ™ๆœ‰่ถฃ็š„ๆดปๅŠจโค๏ธๆˆ‘็ป™ๅคงๅฎถๅˆ†ไบซไธ€ไธช็ฌ‘่ฏ๐Ÿฅณใ€‚ๆ˜จๅคฉ้‡่งไธ€่‚กๅ‹๏ผŒ้—ฎไป–๏ผšโ€œๆœ€่ฟ‘่‚กๅธ‚ๆšด่ทŒ๏ผŒ็ก็œ ่ดจ้‡ๅฆ‚ไฝ•๏ผŸโ€ไป–่ฏด๏ผšโ€œ่ฟ˜่กŒ๏ผŒๅƒๅฉดๅ„ฟ่ˆฌ็ก็œ ๏ผโ€ๆˆ‘่ฏด๏ผšโ€œ็พกๆ…•ๆญปๆˆ‘ไบ†ใ€‚โ€ไป–่ฏด๏ผšโ€œๆ˜ฏ็กไธ€ไธชๅฐๆ—ถ๏ผŒ้†’ไบ†๏ผŒ็„ถๅŽๅ“ญไธ€ไธชๅฐๆ—ถ๏ผŒๆŽฅ็€๏ผŒๅ†็กไธ€ไธชๅฐๆ—ถ๏ผŒ่ตทๆฅๅ†ๅ“ญไธ€ไธชๅฐๆ—ถ[ๅ‚ฒๅจ‡][้šพ่ฟ‡]โ€
    ไบฒ็ˆฑ็š„ๆœ‹ๅ‹ไปฌ๏ผŒ็†Šๅธ‚่ฆ่ฝฌ็‰›ๅธ‚ไบ†[่ดข่ฟท]่ฏทๅคงๅฎถๅ†ๅšๆŒโœŠ๏ผŒ่ฎฉๆˆ‘ไปฌไธ€่ตท็•™ๅœจ่€่™Ž่ฏๅˆธ๏ผŒ็ปง็ปญๆˆ‘็š„ๆŠ•่ต„ไน‹่ทฏ๏ผŒ็พŽๅฅฝไบบ็”Ÿ็ญ‰็€ๆˆ‘ไปฌโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธใ€‚็ฅ็ฆ่€่™Ž่ฏๅˆธไนๅ‘จๅนดๅฟซไน๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸฅณไธšๅŠก่’ธ่’ธๆ—ฅไธŠ๏ผŒๆœชๆฅๅชไผš่ถŠๆฅ่ถŠๅฅฝ๏ผŒ่‚กไปทๆ—ฉๆ—ฅไธ€้ฃžๅ†ฒๅคฉ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ใ€‚
    ่ฏทๅŠ ๅ…ฅ่ฏ„่ฎบ่ตข่™Žๅธๆˆ–ๆœ‰ๆœบไผš่Žทๅพ—่€่™Ž็คผ็‰ฉ @Bhtan00 @HelenJanet @MHh @rL @pcwSg @Ah ping @้œžๅ…‰็คพ @Shanghai @alylady @SR050321 @Chooer โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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    • David369Replying toFenger1188:ย 
      [Happy] [Miser] [Wow]
      2023-06-25
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    • ๅฎ‰ๅฎ‰0715:ย 
      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-24
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    • Fenger1188Replying toStarLuck:ย 
      ่ฐข่ฐข่ฏ„่ฎบโค๏ธ
      2023-06-23
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  • koolgal
    ยท2023-06-23
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    ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸHurray! It's TGIF and here is something to cheer my Dear Tiger Friends up: "In a Bear Market, only those who haven't check their portfolio are the only ones with a positive outlook"
    So chill out, you will feel happier and more relaxed!   Life is more than just  the monitoring the markets! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€
    @TigerEvents

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    • koolgal:ย 
      That's me trying to stay positive๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
      2023-06-24
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    • koolgalReplying toFenger1188:ย 
      Happy weekend ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
      2023-06-24
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    • koolgalReplying toFenger1188:ย 
      My pleasure ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
      2023-06-24
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  • Alvinlimsg
    ยท2023-06-23
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    ไธ€ไธช่‚กๅ‹้—ฎๆˆ‘๏ผšๅพˆๅฅ‡ๆ€ช็š„ไธ€ไปถไบ‹ๆƒ…๏ผŒ่‡ชๅทฑๆœ‰ไธ€ไธช็‚’่‚ก็š„ๆœ‹ๅ‹๏ผŒไธบไป€ไนˆไธ€ไธชไบบๅœจๆ ‘ๆž—้‡Œๆ•ฃๆญฅ๏ผŒ็ซŸ็„ถ่ฟ˜ๅ“‡ๅ“‡ๅ“ญ่ตทๆฅๅ‘ขใ€‚ๆˆ‘๏ผšๅ“ฆ๏ผŒ้‚ฃๆ ‘ๅถๆ˜ฏ็ปฟ็š„ใ€‚ๅ“Ž๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๏ผŒ่‚ก็พๅพˆๅฏๆ€•๏ผŒๅผ€ๅฟƒๆ˜ฏไปŠๅนด่‚กๅธ‚ๅผ€ๅง‹ๆœ‰ๅฅฝ่ฝฌ็š„่ฟน่ฑก๏ผŒ ๆ„ฟๅคงๅฎถ่‚ก็ฅจๅคงๆถจ๏ผŒๅคฉๅคฉๅผ€ๅฟƒโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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    • ๅฎ‰ๅฎ‰0715:ย 
      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-24
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    • Ah ping:ย 
      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-23
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      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-23
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  • koolgal
    ยท2023-06-23
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    ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸIgnorance is Bliss when you don't check the markets too often in a Bear Market. That makes staying positive a lot easier and calmer.

    @TigerEvents A Big Thank You for organising this exciting event to cheer us up in the current volatile Bear Market. 

    @BillionaireN  @xXxZealandxXx  @SmartHunter  @firefirefire  @ChaoAhBeng  @SuccesInvst  please share your investing jokes to chill out for the weekend. 


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    • koolgalReplying toSmartHunter:ย 
      Have a wonderful weekend ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
      2023-06-24
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    • koolgalReplying toSmartHunter:ย 
      Thanks for sharing your experience.
      2023-06-24
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    • koolgalReplying toSmartHunter:ย 
      That's simply amazing! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
      2023-06-24
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  • Chooer
    ยท2023-06-23
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    ็‰นๆ–ฏๆ‹‰๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€่‚ก็ฅจๅคงๆถจ @alylady @Chooer @rL
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    • ๅฎ‰ๅฎ‰0715:ย 
      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-24
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    • Fenger1188Replying toYan0930:ย 
      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-23
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    • CingReplying toYan0930:ย 
      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-23
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  • Ah ping
    ยท2023-06-23
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    ่ฐข่ฐข็ฒพๅฝฉๅˆ†ไบซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป็‰นๆ–ฏๆ‹‰13้˜ณ[ๅพ—ๆ„][ๅพ—ๆ„][ๅพ—ๆ„][ๅพ—ๆ„]็‰นๆ–ฏๆ‹‰ๆœ€ๅผบๅคง๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ @SR050321 @rL @MHh @pcwSg ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
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    • ๅฎ‰ๅฎ‰0715:ย 
      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-24
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    • Fenger1188Replying toAh ping:ย 
      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-23
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    • Cing:ย 
      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
      2023-06-23
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