Is Nvidia about to crash today, or is it getting ready to take off?
The stock price tumbled over 4% in reaction to the news that Nvidia’s board is investigating an extramarital affair involving CEO Jensen Huang and his contacts with a woman linked to foreign intelligence. While the board expressed confidence in the current leadership, the investigation and the potential intersection with national security concerns create significant uncertainty, which markets generally dislike.
Starting this afternoon, the internet instantly turned into a massive detective scene. Keyboard sleuths everywhere have been digging up every single photo and video of Jensen Huang from recent years, analyzing them frame by frame. The theories range from extramarital affairs and honey traps to US-China national security showdowns, and even leaking news early to dodge a Democratic-led hearing early next year... There are enough script ideas here to turn straight into a Netflix series.
While everyone else is just eating popcorn and enjoying the drama, I'm over here stressing about my Nvidia stock! But then I just stumbled upon this meme—turns out after Bezos and Gates had their scandals, Amazon and Microsoft both saw their market caps surge by $2 trillion... Looks like Jensen might be playing 4D chess this time after all? The future of Nvidia is still bright... right? 😂
Affair Rally:
$AMZN has added $2 Trillion in market cap since Bezos cheated on his wife in 2019.
$MSFT has added $2 Trillion in market cap since Bill Gates cheated on his wife in 2021.
$NVDA bullish thesis just dropped.
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