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** Fortune-Telling: Earnings Edition 🔮💸** **Point 1: The Trumpian Gaze into the Future** 👀🔮 I've got a tremendous talent, folks – looking at futures earnings, and let me tell you, they're positive for many, many days before the market opens. It's like predicting my next great business move – you just gotta have that instinct. **Point 2: Strong Earnings, Trump-Style** 📈💪 So, based on my tremendous foresight, I'm predicting strong earnings for most of the Nasdaq and S&P stocks. It's like a winning streak at one of my luxurious golf courses – you can't lose. **Point 3: The Big Guns: Google, Amazon, Apple, Microsoft** 🚀💰 Now, let's talk about the big players – Google, Amazon, Apple, and Microsoft. These guys are sitting on a mountain of cash, and let me tell you, that's a big, beautiful

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This will be the second time that Tesla splits its stock. Tesla previously did a 5-for-1 stock split on Aug. 31, 2020. Shares have risen over 100% since then.Is Tesla's Stock Split Good For Investors?This is probably the most important question for most investors and also the most difficult to answer.There'ssome evidencethat companies that split their stock outperform in aggregate in the short term, perhaps in part because splitting allows some stocks to be included in indexes like the Dow and i