To The Moon

💸🇸🇬🙏🌴🔥 10 Bucks, One Kiwi, and a Singapore Survival Sia! 🔥🌴🚀

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If I landed in dazzling Singapore with a measly 10 SGD, practically pocket lint in this ex lah pricey paradise, I’d unleash my inner Kiwi cheapskate and turn it into a bloody triumph, sia! 🌴

First, pre-departure 🛫🇸🇬, I’d slide into Space Rocket or koolgal’s DMs with a suave, “How about a charming Kiwi crashing your pad lah, armed with a sheep-shaped trinket from NZ, eh?” 🌟 No point splashing out on a hotel when I’ve got charisma, a souvenir, and a bit of cheek sia.

With crash space sorted, I’d kick off at 8:00 AM, snagging kaya toast for 2 SGD, rocking up with my thermos like a thrift-store James Bond, sipping free hot water with a sly grin, so shiok lah. 🍞☕

By noon, I’d hit the hawker centre, masterminding a 3 SGD veggie-rice steal, cabbage, winter melon, you watery legends, while smashing free soup like it’s a gourmet elixir, damn chio lah. 🥬🍲

At 3:00 PM, I’d saunter into the National Library, soaking up free AC, WiFi, juice for my phone, maybe winking at a book to look a bit flash, siao lah, so good! 📚❄️

Come 6:00 PM, it’s fish ball noodle time for 3.5 SGD, odd days, odd vibes, leaving me 1.5 SGD to strut into tomorrow like a boss lah. 🍜💸

Survive 24 hours? Mate, I’d ace it sia, Singapore would be begging for an encore, no worries lah, so shiok! 🇸🇬

@koolgal @SPACE ROCKET