$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ πβ‘π€ Teslaβs Reckoning: Circuitry, Sand, and Humanoid Dreams π€β‘π
Iβm not just riding Teslaβs wave, Iβm infested with it, like itβs rewired my brainβs circuitry. Short sellers, I see you twitching out there, but the sell buttonβs a ghost town. Tuck yourselves back into hibernation, this trainβs not braking. $TSLA had that old-school swagger today, remember when youβd flick it on a Friday and itβd waltz through Monday like it owned time itself? $280βs a memory now, and $289.10βs the next spark on the horizon π₯π₯π₯π₯
Cathie Woodβs painting a decade-end masterpiece, $TSLA 10Xing past $8 trillion, robotaxis steering the charge. Sheβs not even factoring in Optimus yet, makes you wonder what kind of nitro that humanoidβs packing. Flashback to 2019, she saw $4,180 pre-split when most were still squinting at the fine print. Now sheβs calling $2,600 by 2030, $39K pre-split if youβre doing the maths. Her batting average isnβt perfect, but on Tesla? Sheβs threading needles with a sniperβs eye.
The Financial Times, thoughβ¦ OOFFF. They fumbled that β$1.4 billion missingβ story so hard an expert had to babysit them through the numbers. Now theyβre mumbling apologies, βGuess we trust the auditors after all.β Meanwhile, $TSLAβs options are electric, 1300x on the 300 calls for April 11, 1100x on the 295s. The boardβs lighting up. Saudi Arabiaβs next, April 10, Teslaβs planting its flag in the sand. And this week? Optimus steps onto Capitol Hill, probably flexing circuits while lawmakers gawk.
Iβm just here, sipping my coffee βοΈ, wondering if Iβm trading a stock or living in Elonβs fever dream. Either way, Iβm strapped in!
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πππ The Tessie monster is back! Let's go! Thanks for the updates BC! π₯ Your levels played out!π»
Tessie is getting exciting BC! π€π€π€
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