To The Moon

You are as good as your last trade

When I say 'I’m waiting for the breakout,' my friends think I’m talking about acne. Nope, just waiting for the stock to hit my target price.

Stock market moves around a lot. Animal spirits control them @wywy

Buying a magic apple tree that only grows one type of fruit—an iPhone. Every year, you just hope it grows a slightly shinier version, and everyone acts like it’s the next big thing. It’s not about the tree. It’s about the hype surrounding the next shiny new fruit!’” It’s a playful take on how Apple thrives on that yearly product cycle and the fanfare around its launches!

Trying to explain arbitrage with PLTR to my friends like... So, imagine buying PLTR at 20 bucks, then selling it at 25, but also pretending you're a genius who understands 'market inefficiencies' when really, you’re just lucky the stock popped because of some random tweet. It’s like applying high-level finance strategies to your very questionable stock picks, but hey—who doesn’t love a little arbitrage magic? Happy Sunday🍀✨️

Trying to explain arbitrage with PLTR to my friends like... So, imagine buying PLTR at 20 bucks, then selling it at 25, but also pretending you're a genius who understands 'market inefficiencies' when really, you’re just lucky the stock popped because of some random tweet. It’s like applying high-level finance strategies to your very questionable stock picks, but hey—who doesn’t love a little arbitrage magic?

dead & doom stocks

My US stock portfolio is like roller coaster. When trump is elected is went up. When trump is introduced tariffs the stock went down. Haha I feel this is so funny. @TigerEvents @MHh @SPOT_ON @HelenJanet

They say buy when it's low, sell when it's high.. I wonder how it works in real life.

I have a diversified portfolio – I’m just not sure if it’s diversified into the right things… like socks or avocado toast. @Shop

The market is like a roller coaster. You’re either screaming or holding on for dear life, with no seatbelt in sight. @deal2deal

My favorite stock market strategy? Buy low, sell high... and hope to never see that ‘low’ again! @onlyYou

If you want to make a small fortune in the stock market, start with a large one. @nickname168

Investing in the stock market is like a box of chocolates... you never know when you're going to get a meltdown. @Frisbee

The stock market is the only place where people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the bus. @AhGong

I started with nothing, and I still have most of it. @luv2trade

if you are a trader , we say, "Never sell your bitcoin."  But if you are a parent, you should say,"Never sell your bitcoin, and pass it down to your children."

The thing to remember is stocks go up and down like a hookers knickers and you don’t want to be caught with your pants down!

Stand by the road side and watch the traffic lights: green (bullish) or red (bearish).

"The only thing predictable about the stock market is its unpredictability." Diversification and DCA help me to mitigate market volatility and reduce emotional investing.

You are as good as your last trade

When I say 'I’m waiting for the breakout,' my friends think I’m talking about acne. Nope, just waiting for the stock to hit my target price.

Trying to explain arbitrage with PLTR to my friends like... So, imagine buying PLTR at 20 bucks, then selling it at 25, but also pretending you're a genius who understands 'market inefficiencies' when really, you’re just lucky the stock popped because of some random tweet. It’s like applying high-level finance strategies to your very questionable stock picks, but hey—who doesn’t love a little arbitrage magic? Happy Sunday🍀✨️

Trying to explain arbitrage with PLTR to my friends like... So, imagine buying PLTR at 20 bucks, then selling it at 25, but also pretending you're a genius who understands 'market inefficiencies' when really, you’re just lucky the stock popped because of some random tweet. It’s like applying high-level finance strategies to your very questionable stock picks, but hey—who doesn’t love a little arbitrage magic?

Buying a magic apple tree that only grows one type of fruit—an iPhone. Every year, you just hope it grows a slightly shinier version, and everyone acts like it’s the next big thing. It’s not about the tree. It’s about the hype surrounding the next shiny new fruit!’” It’s a playful take on how Apple thrives on that yearly product cycle and the fanfare around its launches!

Stock market moves around a lot. Animal spirits control them @wywy

Investing in the stock market isn’t just about managing money—it’s a lifestyle. Once you dive into the world of stocks, your daily life starts to revolve around terms like "bullish," "bearish," and "diamond hands." You might catch yourself saying things like, "I’m holding for the long haul" when your friend asks why you’re still single, or "I’m averaging down" when you order a second drink after a bad day.Today, we would like to invite you to share your funniest, most relatable "stock market life" moments. Whether it’s avoiding the word "crash" at all costs or referring to your savings as your "portfolio," we want to hear how the stock market has taken over your vocabulary and your life!How to ParticipateShare this post and tag a friend to join the conversation.Comment below with a phrase

My US stock portfolio is like roller coaster. When trump is elected is went up. When trump is introduced tariffs the stock went down. Haha I feel this is so funny. @TigerEvents @MHh @SPOT_ON @HelenJanet

They say buy when it's low, sell when it's high.. I wonder how it works in real life.

I have a diversified portfolio – I’m just not sure if it’s diversified into the right things… like socks or avocado toast. @Shop

The market is like a roller coaster. You’re either screaming or holding on for dear life, with no seatbelt in sight. @deal2deal

if you are a trader , we say, "Never sell your bitcoin."  But if you are a parent, you should say,"Never sell your bitcoin, and pass it down to your children."

Investing in the stock market is like a box of chocolates... you never know when you're going to get a meltdown. @Frisbee

The stock market is the only place where people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the bus. @AhGong

My favorite stock market strategy? Buy low, sell high... and hope to never see that ‘low’ again! @onlyYou

dead & doom stocks

If you want to make a small fortune in the stock market, start with a large one. @nickname168

I started with nothing, and I still have most of it. @luv2trade

The thing to remember is stocks go up and down like a hookers knickers and you don’t want to be caught with your pants down!

"The only thing predictable about the stock market is its unpredictability." Diversification and DCA help me to mitigate market volatility and reduce emotional investing.