For Nasdaq to Keep Going Up, Would You Do These “Daily Rituals”?

Looking at the recent Nasdaq chart, my heart is beating even faster than $Gold - main 2604(GCmain)$ price.

Sure, we might just be a tiny fraction of that trillion-dollar market cap, but the ritual still matters. To protect everyone’s portfolios, I stayed up all night compiling the “Nasdaq Believers’ Code of Conduct”:

1. Pray for world peace (because markets hate instability).

2. Drink $Starbucks(SBUX)$: one Americano at a time, injecting “liquidity” into the Nasdaq. ☕️

3. Rename your cat “ $NVIDIA(NVDA)$”: feed it the best canned food every day—call it “fueling the compute power.”

4. Go full $Apple(AAPL)$ ecosystem: from iPhone to AirTags

5. Recommend $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ to your friends: let them experience the most hardcore tech and autonomous driving 🚗

6. Shop only on $Amazon.com(AMZN)$ : it’s faith.

7. No “bubble” allowed at home: pop the milk tea foam, wash away soap bubbles—reject any metaphor of a market bubble! 🧼

8. Stick with ChatGPT Plus: every prompt is another top-up for AI compute.

9. Use Chrome only: the more RAM it takes, the deeper my love for $Alphabet(GOOG)$ . 🌐

10. Pay for $Netflix(NFLX)$ , reject piracy: every monthly fee keeps original content alive.

11. Ride only with $Uber(UBER)$: I’m willing to walk a few extra steps just to support their order volume.

12. Cloud migration plan: move all files into iCloud or OneDrive—support cloud services starting with me. $Amazon.com(AMZN)$

13. Book hotels via $Booking Holdings(BKNG)$ or $Airbnb, Inc.(ABNB)$ when traveling: you’re not just staying somewhere, you’re investing in the future of the sharing economy.

14. Embrace the $Microsoft(MSFT)$ ecosystem: uninstall WPS and contemplate life inside Excel cells.

15. Salute when passing a $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ showroom: silently repeat “first principles” three times and pray for your positions.

Discussion:

What kind of “effort” have you made lately for the Nasdaq (or your own portfolio)?

Drop it in the comments—let’s see whose devotion runs the deepest - and win tiger coins!