To The Moon

The S&P 500, Dow Jones Industrial Average, and Nasdaq Composite seem to be floating somewhere in the clouds. War with Iran is apparently just a minor inconvenience. Inflation? Job losses? Oil spiking? Weak payroll numbers? Never mind — the market has decided none of that matters. Even the famous “Magnificent 7” tech stocks have slipped from their highs, yet the indices are still partying as if everything is perfectly fine. Oil is rising, jobs are weakening, and economists are quietly whispering about stagflation — but the apparent strategy remains: close your eyes, buy the dip, and hope the spreadsheet keeps going up. Meanwhile, the next interest-rate cut might not arrive until around 2027 (according to expectations tracked by CME Group). The level of complacency is remarkable. If deni

$NASDAQ(.IXIC)$  The S&P 500, Dow Jones Industrial Average, and Nasdaq Composite seem to be floating somewhere in the clouds. War with Iran is apparently just a minor inconvenience. Inflation? Job losses? Oil spiking? Weak payroll numbers? Never mind — the market has decided none of that matters. Even the famous “Magnificent 7” tech stocks have slipped from their highs, yet the indices are still partying as if everything is perfectly fine. Oil is rising, jobs are weakening, and economists are quietly whispering about stagflation — but the apparent strategy remains: close your eyes, buy the dip, and hope the spreadsheet keeps going up. Meanwhile, the next interest-rate cut might not arrive until around 2027 (acco

Which is impressive, considering no one seems to know what the job actually is.

Every time the Strait of Hormuz appears in the news, the headline is always the same: OIL! OIL! OIL! 🛢️ Because clearly the only thing moving through that tiny waterway is oil. Not LNG from Qatar, not petrochemicals, not fertilizers, not aluminum, not the mountain of industrial materials modern economies depend on. Nope. Just oil. But I understand — we have to keep things simple for readers. Apparently if we mention more than one commodity, people might get confused. 🙃

Operation Epstein Furry is simply brutal. [Cool]  [Facepalm]  [Observation]  

$S&P 500(.SPX)$  For those in Asia, futures casino and normal casino will open 1 hour earlier this week relative to our time. Happy Trading [...gambling] all [Grin]  [Facepalm]  [Miser]  

I have already warned many times. Good times do not last forever [Smug]  [Surprised]  [Gosh]  

$NASDAQ(.IXIC)$  Drop little by little very torturing. Must drop one big one, then can clear the weak holders. [Facepalm]  [Spurting]  [Surprised]  

$S&P 500(.SPX)$  Will Iran surrender over the weekend or ground invasion or US attack another country? Place your bets [Smug]  [Spurting]  [Facepalm]  

Every day the news is the same blockbuster headline: “So-and-so buys 1 million shares!” 🚨 Five minutes later: “So-and-so sells 1 million shares!” 🚨 Wow. Groundbreaking journalism. Truly Nobel-Prize level analysis. Let me say this for the one-million-and-first time: the stock market is a zero-sum trade at the transaction level. If someone buys 1 million shares, guess what miracle must occur? A person and or a group of people just sold 1 million shares. 🤯 So the real question isn’t “Who bought or sold?” The real question is which side is the bigger goondu. But the financial news will write it like that: “Genius billionaire buys 1M shares!” “Unknown peasants dump 1M shares!” Reality check: It might just as easily be: “Retail panic sells.” “Some hedge fund intern accidentally presses BUY.” Bot