To The Moon

$JPMorgan Chase(JPM)$  My 2 cents for the bank results in slightly over 6 hours. The results will, as usual, be “better than expected” — because apparently expectations are set low enough for everyone to look like a genius. 😂 Then comes the classic market reaction: “Amazing results! Fantastic numbers! Strong outlook!” … followed by the share price quietly walking downstairs because, apparently, the market had already priced in world peace, record profits, and the next 5 years of earnings. 🤦‍♂️📉 Ah, the beautiful logic of the stock market… where good news is sometimes bad news, and bad news is just waiting for a better excuse. 😆

Sell on news… don’t tell me you skipped Stock Trading 101. What’s next, buying resistance and shorting support?

Not sure if TACO is in his vocab but surely in his actions [Happy]  

Ah yes, hindsight analysis — the magical art of realizing after the fact that the obvious was, in fact, obvious. It’s like being awarded a gold medal in the “I-knew-it-all-along” Olympics, except the event only starts once the disaster has already happened.It’s the intellectual equivalent of saying, “Well, if I’d known the Titanic was going to sink, I wouldn’t have booked the cruise.” Truly groundbreaking stuff. A real gem, polished by the tears of regret and the sparkle of smugness.

Oso no country wants to be  like you either.

One company's revenue is another company's expense...not exactly rocket science.

$Micron Technology(MU)$  

Bulls arrive with champagne cheer, “Buy the dip, the end is near!” Next day—doom, the screens all bleed, Investors pray, “Please let me succeed.”From ashes rise the bullish crew, Survivors of a meltdown zoo. They strut through rubble, horns held high, While bears just sigh and wonder why.It’s not finance, it’s pure theater, A tragicomic market meter. Euphoria, despair, repeat— Wall Street’s endless cycle beat.So grab your popcorn, take a seat, This show’s forever on repeat.

$SpaceX(SPCX)$ When you borrow from an ah long, suddenly you’re starring in a low-budget gangster drama, complete with threats, red paint, and a starring role in “Singapore’s Most Wanted Debtors.”When a corporation borrows, they issue a bond — which sounds elegant, sophisticated, and even gets them invited to fancy investor dinners.[Happy]  

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