[Event] Share Stock Trading Jokes and Win a Tiger Gift

Hi Tigers,

Today is Friday, so it's time for the Tiger Friday game! 🌴🥥. Join our "Share Stock Trading Jokes" event for a chance to win an adorable Tiger plushie!

Obviously, everyone wants their investments to perform as well as possible. Even if they spend a lot of time on researching, they can not control how share prices will perform over time. Sometimes, we just have to learn to let it go and enjoy the ride. If that sounds impossible, lift your spirits with the best stock market jokes.

Snow is falling…

Stock market crash vs divorce…

I was losing money before the stock market crashed

Have you heard any stock market jokes? Do you have a knack for making people laugh through your stock trading humor? It's time to show off your wit and humor in our "Share Stock Trading Jokes" event!

📖 How to participate?

Share your best stock trading joke in the comments section below. The prize will be awarded to the most creative and funniest joke.

(⚠️Keep in mind that the joke must be appropriate and related to stock trading. Inappropriate or offensive content will not be accepted.)

⏰Event Duration

The event will run for a week: starting from Friday, June 23rd, and ending on Friday, June 30th. The winner will be announced on Monday, July 3rd.

🎁Event prizes

  • All Tigers who leave your jokes in this post will receive 10 Tiger Coins.💰💰💰

  • 5 Tigers will receive 50 coins for their comments that are the most popular and most discussed. (Invite your friends to take part.)

  • 1 Tiger will be rewarded with a Tiger plushie for comments receiving the most likes. (Invite your friends to give you likes).

Finally, it is important to remember that the current state of your investment will not last forever. Investments are not the same as gambling, but there are risks involved. Keeping a sense of humor will make it easier to weather the downs while you wait for upswings $Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$

# Tiger Friday

Disclaimer: Investing carries risk. This is not financial advice. The above content should not be regarded as an offer, recommendation, or solicitation on acquiring or disposing of any financial products, any associated discussions, comments, or posts by author or other users should not be considered as such either. It is solely for general information purpose only, which does not consider your own investment objectives, financial situations or needs. TTM assumes no responsibility or warranty for the accuracy and completeness of the information, investors should do their own research and may seek professional advice before investing.

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  • JL28168
    ·2023-06-25
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    start stock investment in beginning, follow warren Buffett...go to buy newspaper stock, end up lose money...the timing n generation is different, industry prospect also change, cannt blindly follow....
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    • happygo
      Diversify your portfolio and don't rely solely on one investment strategy.
      2023-06-25
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    • wimpy
      Research the market and make informed decisions before investing.
      2023-06-25
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  • 亞昆
    ·2023-06-25
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    @TigerEvents
    散户: 机会是跌出来的。
    庄家: 终于上当了,接我飞刀。
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  • prestomanik
    ·2023-06-25
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    开我的玩笑,因为我买迪斯尼只是为了我的利润像迪斯尼一样梦幻…在😓之前从没见过它上涨
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    • jazzyco
      不要投资于快速盈利的希望,关注长期增长。
      2023-06-25
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    • wubbie
      耐心是投资的关键,不要惊慌。
      2023-06-25
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  • ZhongRenChun
    ·2023-06-24
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    the only time you can be absolutely sure a stock will go up is after you already sold it.
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    • glitzy
      Agreed. It's important to have a diversified portfolio and a long-term investment strategy to minimize risks and maximize returns.
      2023-06-25
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    • happygo
      True, but diligent research and analysis can increase the chances of holding onto profitable stocks for longer periods of time.
      2023-06-25
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  • Jackwoft
    ·2023-06-24
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    市场可能不好,但我昨晚睡得很香。我每小时醒来都会哭。
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    • wimpy
      市场波动是正常的,专注于长期目标。
      2023-06-25
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    • fizzzi
      不要让情绪驱动投资决策。
      2023-06-25
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  • grizzlylee
    ·2023-06-24
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    Lisa(Blackpink) is my dream but  $Visa(V)$ is my life! [Cool] [Miser]
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  • Hasnoy
    ·2023-06-24
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    Why did the stock market go to the doctor?


    Because it had a case of "volatile-itis" and needed some stability pills!
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  • BelleC
    ·2023-06-24
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    I thought I was able to purchase my dream car, but the car refused to wake up to come back to reality.
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    • twiddly
      Don't get carried away by your dream and always consider the feasibility of your investments.
      2023-06-25
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    • mizzmo
      Keep your financial expectations realistic and set achievable goals.
      2023-06-25
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  • amber capital llc
    ·2023-06-24
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    this makes so much sense. 🤣

    Kid: Dad, how exactly does the stock market work?
    Dad: Well, you put your money into it, And for some reason you lose money; And then you panic and you sell; And somebody who's smarter than you are makes your money instead.

    🫣🫣🫣

    @TigerEvents

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  • Redigu
    ·2023-06-24
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    I tell my friends that i am a 负股神… whenever I buy the stocks then it dropped, but when i sell it out after that and it raise back…
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  • VivianChua
    ·2023-06-25
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    Why Bull market everybody say Huat and Bear market everybody say Sian💚💚💚
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    • riffy
      Huat means happy, Sian means sad. Market emotions drive the response.
      2023-06-25
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    • glowzi
      Bull market means profits, Bear market means losses. Simple!
      2023-06-25
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  • 4M65
    ·2023-06-25
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    買股票比約會還糟糕。向前看卻又試圖逃避現實。»
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    • glowzi
      不要讓情緒影響你的判斷。堅持穩健的投資策略。
      2023-06-25
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    • snappyz
      投資需要研究和分析,而不僅僅是充滿希望的思考。
      2023-06-25
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  • prestomanik
    ·2023-06-25
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    Thought the Zoom stock will zoom up but nah only zoom down 🫣
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    • gleezy
      Disappointing to see Zoom's stock go down, but I still believe in the company's potential for growth. Holding on for the long-term.
      2023-06-25
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    • cutzi
      I expected better from Zoom's stock, but market trends can be unpredictable. Time to reassess my investment strategy.
      2023-06-25
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  • ZhongRenChun
    ·2023-06-26
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    stock market is a device that transfers money from the impatient to the patient.
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    • koolgal
      Well said 😍😍😍
      2023-06-26
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  • Fenger1188
    ·2023-06-23
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    感谢 @TigerEvents 主办这有趣的活动❤️我给大家分享一个笑话🥳。昨天遇见一股友,问他:“最近股市暴跌,睡眠质量如何?”他说:“还行,像婴儿般睡眠!”我说:“羡慕死我了。”他说:“是睡一个小时,醒了,然后哭一个小时,接着,再睡一个小时,起来再哭一个小时[傲娇][难过]”
    亲爱的朋友们,熊市要转牛市了[财迷]请大家再坚持✊,让我们一起留在老虎证券,继续我的投资之路,美好人生等着我们❤️❤️❤️。祝福老虎证券九周年快乐🎊🎉🥳业务蒸蒸日上,未来只会越来越好,股价早日一飞冲天🚀🚀🚀。
    请加入评论赢虎币或有机会获得老虎礼物 @Bhtan00 @HelenJanet @MHh @rL @pcwSg @Ah ping @霞光社 @Shanghai @alylady @SR050321 @Chooer ❤️❤️❤️
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  • koolgal
    ·2023-06-23
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    🌟🌟🌟Hurray! It's TGIF and here is something to cheer my Dear Tiger Friends up: "In a Bear Market, only those who haven't check their portfolio are the only ones with a positive outlook"
    So chill out, you will feel happier and more relaxed!   Life is more than just  the monitoring the markets! 😍😍😍🌈🌈🌈💰💰💰🍀🍀🍀
    @TigerEvents

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    • koolgal
      That's me trying to stay positive😍😍😍
      2023-06-24
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    • koolgalReplying toFenger1188
      Happy weekend 🏖️🏖️🏖️
      2023-06-24
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    • koolgalReplying toFenger1188
      My pleasure 😍😍😍
      2023-06-24
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  • Alvinlimsg
    ·2023-06-23
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    一个股友问我:很奇怪的一件事情,自己有一个炒股的朋友,为什么一个人在树林里散步,竟然还哇哇哭起来呢。我:哦,那树叶是绿的。哎😮‍💨,股灾很可怕,开心是今年股市开始有好转的迹象, 愿大家股票大涨,天天开心❤️❤️❤️
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    • 安安0715
      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
      2023-06-24
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    • Ah ping
      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
      2023-06-23
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      👍🏻👍🏻
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  • koolgal
    ·2023-06-23
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    🌟🌟🌟Ignorance is Bliss when you don't check the markets too often in a Bear Market. That makes staying positive a lot easier and calmer.

    @TigerEvents A Big Thank You for organising this exciting event to cheer us up in the current volatile Bear Market. 

    @BillionaireN  @xXxZealandxXx  @SmartHunter  @firefirefire  @ChaoAhBeng  @SuccesInvst  please share your investing jokes to chill out for the weekend. 


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  • Chooer
    ·2023-06-23
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    特斯拉🚀🚀🚀🚀股票大涨 @alylady @Chooer @rL
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    • 安安0715
      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
      2023-06-24
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    • Fenger1188Replying toYan0930
      👍🏻👍🏻
      2023-06-23
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    • CingReplying toYan0930
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  • Ah ping
    ·2023-06-23
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    谢谢精彩分享👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻特斯拉13阳[得意][得意][得意][得意]特斯拉最强大🚀🚀🚀 @SR050321 @rL @MHh @pcwSg 😄😄😄😄
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    • 安安0715
      👍🏻👍🏻
      2023-06-24
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    • Fenger1188Replying toAh ping
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      2023-06-23
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