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🤑🗳️🤑🗳️🤑 Democracy for Sale: Buy Your Vote, Win Big! 🤑🗳️🤑🗳️
🤑🗳️🤑 “Democracy for Sale: Buy Your Vote, Win Big!” 🤑🗳️🤑
Kia ora Tiger traders!
Buckle up, because Elon Musk’s got a deal for you—turning democracy into a mega-lottery! This isn’t a new game either; Musk has been throwing down $1 million a day for weeks now, and the catch? Help his chosen candidate and maybe cash in on his “random” lottery for loyal voters. Forget ballots and beliefs; this election’s all about bank balance!
The Million-Dollar Scheme: How Musk’s Buying Votes
Since October 19, Musk has been in full “cash splash” mode, handing out $1 million each day to a “lucky” voter who jumps on his campaign wagon. But spoiler alert: these aren’t “random” winners, as NBC reports. Nope, the prize goes to carefully chosen winners based on how convincingly they promote Trump. It’s basically a reality show for political superfans! Who needs debates when you’ve got dollar signs?
Social Media’s Reactions: The Roast is Real!
X has gone wild, and the jokes are almost as rich as Musk. Here’s some gold:
• “Forget ‘by the people, for the people’—Elon’s going with ‘by the wallet, for the wealthiest!’” 💸
• “Looks like democracy is just another raffle. Next up: ‘Vote for Trump and win a Tesla!’” 🚗
• “If Musk’s backing Trump, do we get loyalty points too? Maybe a ‘Gold Elite’ status for million-dollar ballots?” 😂
Bonuses for Days! Musk’s Pyramid Scheme of Patriotism
For those not hitting the million-dollar jackpot, Musk’s got smaller prizes up his sleeve. Pennsylvania voters get $100 just for signing up, while other battleground states get a tidy $47, call it a democracy discount. And because it’s never complete without a referral, Musk’s offering $47 for every friend who signs the petition. Musk’s election hustle has all the charm of a pyramid scheme—democracy has truly gone corporate!
Hey Tiger Traders: Is $1 Million Enough to Swing Your Vote?
As for me? I’ve got a steadfast rule: politics, nor anything, interferes with profits. If there’s a chance to make a million, why not? I’ve traded $DJT stock umpteen times for a payday, and I’m not lining up to buy campaign gear anytime soon! So if Musk is turning democracy into an auction, who am I to say no? Take the money and 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️!
Happy trading ahead. Cheers, BC 🍀
$1 Mln a Day! Would you Join the Election Lottery if You Had the Chance?
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- Queengirlypops·11-05 19:20Me too BC, heck for a million bucks I’d do it!2Report