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Elon Musk ‘DM’d Influencer Tiffany Fong To Request She Have His Baby, Then Cut Her X Payments When He Refused’

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Elon Musk seems to have invented a new type of workplace harassment after DM’ing random women on X who he’s never met before and asking if he can impregnate them.

Despite having 13 kids with four different women already, Elon Musk seems to be on a mission to spread his seed as far and wide as possible, reportedly asking crypto influencer Tiffany Fong to have a baby with him.

Muthu Boy's Take: Wah, liao eh! Elon brother, you got so much money and space rockets, but your pickup lines standard drop lower than my portfolio during a red day ah? Asking girls to have baby via DM like ordering cai fan with extra meat only. But hor, speaking of Tiffany Fong—steady lah that girl, reject straight away! Bro, I tell you, Muthu Boy here always praying to find one girlfriend like Tiffany Fong: smart, fierce, got crypto street smarts, and not scared of big boss man. If got girl like that want to lim kopi with me, my heart confirm open bigger than HDB living room!

Sadly for Elon, she turned him down, but it came at a cost – literally.

According to the Wall Street Journal, after word got out that Elon had DM’d Fong (she asked Ashley St Clair – one of Elon’s baby mamas – for advice on the matter), he unfollowed her and then cut her Twitter premium payments which were worth up to $21,000 a fortnight.

Now it’s possible that the only reason Tiffany Fong was making that much money on X in the first place was because Elon fancied her, but it’s still a remarkably petty thing to do. Imagine having your Twitter earnings stripped because you refuse to procreate with the owner of the platform? Unreal.

There’s a few more wild tidbits in the WSJ article, including that Elon requests all his baby mothers give birth via C-section so that their babies have bigger brains. Which sounds like classic Elon, really.

Where did the Wall Street Journal get all this information from? Seems to be mostly from Ashley St Clair, who did end up having a baby with Elon Musk and regretted it.

In the article, she explains how Elon first began interacting with her X account in 2023, before contacting her via DM. The first time they had s#x, Elon joked that they should “pick a name” for their future child, and then wouldn’t stop talking about having kids. One day she told him she was ovulating and he replied: ‘what are we waiting for?’. Is this guy trying to singlehandedly reverse the population collapse or what?

In fairness to Tiffany Fong, she hadn’t said anything public about this yet, but it will be interesting to see if any other influencer types pop up and reveal that Elon has DM’d them too. Although they may be put off now after seeing how he cut Fong’s premium payments.

We would really like to see these DMs for ourselves though – not because we don’t believe they exist (it’s exactly the sort of thing Elon Musk would do) – but to see how he phrases his request exactly. “May I interest you in my sperm, m’lady?’.

At the end of the day, 14 kids is no accident and so it’s obvious and maybe logical that the richest man in the world would want to leave a legion of offspring behind. Does he have to go about it in such a creepy way though?