風險對衝:用魔法打敗魔法

一位樸素老太太揹包進曼哈頓銀行存50萬美金。總裁在VIP室接待。

總裁:您老一生的積蓄?

老太太:哪裏?我豪賭爲生,逢賭必贏,剛贏的!

總裁:“不可能!”

老太太:“那就賭一把吧,明早你的兩個Dand將變成方的,賭注就是這50萬!”

總裁狐疑不決,望着一袋現鈔,決定應賭。

老太太走後,總裁不時伸手褲襠,摸摸圓圓的Dd,直到第二天約定時間再到VIP室。

老太太早到,旁邊站着一個穿着考究的律師。

老太太:今天律師作證檢查你的Dd。

總裁:“真是圓的”。隨後麻利地脫掉了褲子……老太太摸摸:“果然圓,我輸了。”

這時律師臉色鐵青,不停以頭撞牆,總裁大驚。

律師:她剛與我打賭150萬,說您會當面脫褲子讓她摸Dd!”

啓示:如果一方利益相關者(中丐)不能讓你盈利,那就引入另一方(豬週期),甚至用另一方補貼這一方!從而讓資金在商業模式的交易結構流動起來。

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