​Aiyoh machan, wall wall wall... market now all scared CEO got scandal, got affair, stock crash overnight right? ​Don't worry! Muthu Prata Shop open early today to give you 100% Zero-Affair Safe Stock Portfolio: ​1. AMD (Dr. Lisa Su) Female CEO! Married to a hardcore gamer husband who spends whole day playing video games at home. Zero chance of affair, 100% focused on beating Nvidia! ​2. OpenAI (Sam Altman) Sam is happily married to his husband Oliver! Zero chance of female secretary drama. Stock safe, relationship safe! 👬 Pending IPO ​3. Anthropic (Dario Amodei) Dario survived testicular cancer at Stanford, left with only 1 testicle (orchiectomy). Half the horsepower, 100% focus on AI safety! Cannot afford extra side-line activities! ⚽ Pending IPO  ​Market bloodbath because of Jensen

​Late at night, inside Muthu boy’s noisy prata stall, three tech titans sit slumped over a corner table: Elon Musk, Jensen Huang, and Dario Amodei. Open bottles of beer clutter the table alongside half-eaten roti prata. Tears stream down all three of their faces. ​Muthu boy  walks up with a fresh basket of hot prata, looks at them in shock, and asks, "Aiyoh, boss! What happened to all of you?" ​Jensen Huang wipes his eyes, takes a heavy sip of beer, and sighs, "I might be the one heading straight to jail... Turns out I was dating a spy, and now my wife and daughter won't even look at me." ​Dario Amodei and Elon Musk just bury their heads in their hands and keep sobbing. ​What's Really Happening Behind the Drama? ​The internet is currently in a tailspin following President Donald

Is Nvidia about to crash today, or is it getting ready to take off? The stock price tumbled over 4% in reaction to the news that Nvidia’s board is investigating an extramarital affair involving CEO Jensen Huang and his contacts with a woman linked to foreign intelligence. While the board expressed confidence in the current leadership, the investigation and the potential intersection with national security concerns create significant uncertainty, which markets generally dislike. ​Starting this afternoon, the internet instantly turned into a massive detective scene. Keyboard sleuths everywhere have been digging up every single photo and video of Jensen Huang from recent years, analyzing them frame by frame. The theories range from extramarital affairs and honey traps to US-China national sec

$NVIDIA(NVDA)$   launches investigation after Jensen Huang admits affair with alleged Chinese spy From Alice Huang’s social media account (she just closed her account) I didn’t even bother to search if she’s married. But even if she were, this kind of social media post is common in China , and maybe even a way for her to disguising the affair. My personal view on her: she’s being used. Literally. By all sides. I don’t think Nvidia lost anything in this affair, Jensen’s family did lose some, hope they handle it well. Nvidia has launched an independent investigation after CEO Jensen Huang, shown speaking at Dreamforce in San Francisco in September, acknowledged having an affair with an executive who U.S.

Aiyoh bro, you won’t believe what Elon Musk tell me just now when he come to my stall to buy 2 Plain 1 Egg crispy prata with extra curry gravy! 🫓🔥 $NVIDIA(NVDA)$   He sit down, take one sip of Teh Tarik, then whisper to me the BIGGEST Silicon Valley drama. You read news say US spy scandal right? Elon say the real damage is at homelah! 🚨 SINGAPORE/SILICON VALLEY GOSSIP: JENSEN HUANG CHASED OUT OF HOUSE?! 🚨 Aiyoh, Nvidia boss Jensen Huang (the leather jacket uncle) in massive trouble bro! You saw the news about the Chinese spy Alice Huang/Megaspeed right?  US intelligence monitoring them drinking whiskey in Taipei. News didn't say if romantic or not, BUT Elon Musk came to Muthu’s Prata stall just now and drop

Red sea on Wall Street. Yesterday’s tech wipeout wasn't just a basic dip; it was a textbook liquidity cascade driven by leverage unwinding and shift in macro policy risk. ​ ​🔴 Wall Street Bloodbath: A Classic De-risking & Policy Shock Cascade ​The post-midterm rally vanished overnight. Dow fell -1,833 pts (-4.36% S&P, -5.52% Nasdaq, -6.3% Nasdaq 100). $2.3 Trillion in erased market cap in a single day. ​Here is the macro breakdown of what’s actually happening under the hood: ​1. The Trigger: Policy Uncertainty & CapEx Threat The midterm sweep (Democrats taking Congress & key governorships) triggered immediate policy anxiety. Tech isn’t just about earnings; it’s driven by capital expenditure (CapEx) in AI infrastructure. Senator Sanders calling for a moratorium on new data c

"Regretamine" isn't a real medical drug—it started as a cheeky joke posted online by Elon Musk, pitching the idea of a miracle pill where you "pop one, and all your regrets disappear". $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$   $Space Exploration Technologies Corp(SPCX)$   ​The Saga of Muthu boy, the Prata King ​Muthu boy runs Muthu’s Super-Crispy Prata Corner. His hands move like lightning—flip, stretch, slap, fold. But lately, Muthu’s mind wasn't on the dough. ​It was on his tiger wife, Kavitha. ​Kavitha wasn't just sharp-tongued; she was a Category 5 Hurricane. If Muthu accidentally put 1% less ghee in her prata, she would scold him until the oil in the wok stopped sizzling ou

Chapter 1: Market Crash? Time for a Mental Reset Today the shorts smashed us hard. $Intel(INTC)$   $Alphabet(GOOG)$   Fine. We’re heading to the park for some team-building. Listen up, everyone. Today I’m giving you a proper psychological massage. This violent drop you’re seeing? Most of it is pure emotion. We’ve gotten used to a market that trades 365 days a year and goes crazy 360 of them.  So don’t panic.  When we invest in AI, the only questions that matter are: Has the industry changed? Have the companies fundamentally broken? Did we pick the wrong stocks?  I'm  going deep into the earnings so you can decide for yourself whether the industry or the companies ar